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The digital camera zooms in on two well-formed cheeks clad in white shorts. These buns of metal belong to at least one Hudson Williams, star of the steamy hockey romance Heated Rivalry. As the digital camera pans up, a bead of sweat drips down his chin towards his clavicle. Sweaty abs are proven. The music swells. Hollywood’s mega-hunk of the second is swaying his chiseled visage forwards and backwards, semi-gyrating on… a Peloton treadmill. A $6,695 Tread Plus, to be precise.
Cue a cool dance sequence set to David Bowie’s “Fame,” the place Williams begins dumbbell squatting with widespread Peloton teacher Tunde Oyeneyin. The digital camera lingers as Williams planks, shadow bins, pumps iron, runs on the treadmill, and oozes the easy attraction of that man she informed you to not fear about.
Aw yeah. Veteran Peloton observers know what this implies. New celeb ambassador business? A rebrand is underway, child.
It might sound bizarre to learn Peloton’s tea leaves in a sexy business. But I’d argue that viral Peloton commercials are inclined to bookend particular eras in the corporate’s historical past. Four years in the past, earlier CEO Barry McCarthy tried to shift the corporate’s focus away from costly {hardware} towards subscriptions. For that period, the corporate put out an advert starring the surprisingly buff Christopher Meloni extolling the virtues of the app whereas figuring out… in the buff.
Likewise, take that notorious vacation business. It was tone-deaf in 2019 to see a husband present a spouse an train bike, however the business itself mentioned loads about how Peloton considered itself — an organization for internet-savvy, younger, prosperous individuals who’d view a premium train bike as a standing image in their good West Elm houses. What adopted was Peloton’s pandemic-fueled fever dream, a wild, bumpy journey of skyrocketing demand, enterprise gaffes, recollects, and doubtful product placements culminating in Mr. Big dying on his Peloton in the premiere of And Just Like That…. Again, that was adopted by a cheeky Peloton business starring Chris Noth, the actor who portrays Mr. Big. That 2021 marketing campaign ended up backfiring, as Noth was subsequently canceled over sexual harassment claims. Weeks later, Peloton’s bombastic CEO John Foley stepped down.
Given that historical past, it’s price noting that in the most recent Williams business, a Peloton Bike is nowhere to be seen. Williams is as an alternative doing a number of sorts of exercises, and crucially, he’s not in a well-furnished residence. He’s in a spacious gymnasium.
Beat for beat, this all corresponds to the enterprise machinations of Peloton’s third CEO, Peter Stern, a former Ford govt and one of many cofounders behind Apple Fitness Plus. Stern’s arrival has include a sweeping {hardware} refresh that elevated charges and launched AI — or Peloton IQ, as they name it — to the Peloton platform. (Plus two layoffs, though at this level, I’ve misplaced rely of what number of layoffs Peloton’s had.) In earnings calls, Stern has additionally acknowledged he now not views Peloton as a health firm. It’s a wellness firm now, and in his phrases, meaning increasing into “strength, stress management, sleep, and nutrition.” A latest Bloomberg report posits that Peloton IQ could play a much bigger function in the platform past energy coaching, using wearable knowledge to counsel customized plans. It additionally notes that Stern plans to enchantment to GLP-1 customers “seeking additional fitness options,” to take Peloton past the house by partnering with gyms and life-style manufacturers, and to prioritize treadmills — not bikes — going ahead.
Coincidence? I believe not.

I used to joke that Peloton was the corporate almost certainly to ship me to an early grave. From 2020 to 2023, it felt like there was a brand new Peloton debacle each few weeks. Every time information dropped, my blood stress spiked as I puzzled over how the corporate may hold capturing itself in the foot when it had such a strong product and a ridiculously loyal fan base. Things have calmed down fairly a bit since then, however the battle to make Peloton thrive persists.
The Peloton Paradox is one I’ve been mulling over for the final three months whereas testing the brand new Cross Training sequence’ Bike Plus. On the one hand, not a lot has modified concerning the product. The “cushier” bike seat nonetheless hurts my butt on longer rides. The instructors are nonetheless inhumanely peppy. I like the brand new cellphone stand, and the built-in fan is much more helpful. There’s a digital camera now for once I do energy coaching exercises; typically it counts my reps correctly, and typically doesn’t. I’ve tried AI-generating a couple of energy applications, and it may be useful at occasions. But for all of the hoopla round Peloton IQ, the factor I’ve appreciated most is a tiny indicator above new exercises that tells me whether or not it’s tougher, the identical, or simpler than what I sometimes do.
This structural malaise isn’t distinctive to Peloton. I wrote about it in final week’s Optimizer, however there’s a bent as of late for well being tech corporations (if that’s what Peloton is now) to glom onto overarching wellness tendencies to tell their newest options and merchandise. There’s nothing incorrect with learning tendencies, particularly if it aligns with your core enterprise. The hazard is while you fall right into a spiraling hype cycle in which the product you began with turns into more and more unrecognizable in a couple of brief years.

Despite all its turmoil, Peloton has thus far, at its core, remained the identical. But I’ll admit, a few of my expertise testing the Cross Training Bike Plus, mixed with the tidbits from the Bloomberg article, made my eye twitch.
For one, I’ve been prescribed a GLP-1 as a part of a remedy plan for my metabolic dysfunction-associated steatotic liver illness that I reported on in my latest CGM characteristic. On paper, Bloomberg’s assertion that Peloton is keen to focus on GLP-1 customers makes absolute sense. That market is booming, so everybody in wellness and health adjoining industries is doing it — together with viral gummy bears. Strength coaching is massively essential for GLP-1 customers, because the extended urge for food suppression can contribute to muscle loss. Marketing your self as a straightforward solution to decide up energy coaching in the consolation of your own residence is wise, as gyms might be extremely intimidating. I, for one, don’t like competing for weights or tools.
But I’m extremely suspicious concerning the actuality of “personalized” plans constructed with wearable knowledge and AI. In all my testing to this point, I’ve but to see an AI-wearable combo that’s truly capable of personalize a platform to my particular wants.
Let me be crystal clear: It’s been doo-doo dogshit. AI teaching? Terrible for accountability as a result of they’re so simply bullied. AI diet options? Can’t inform once I’ve made wholesome swaps, they usually make logging so tedious I’d reasonably simply not eat. (Which is counterproductive!) AI exercise insights? Regurgitated ebook reviews of issues I already know. Peloton has but to include all these options, however these are the areas that Stern himself has indicated the corporate is subsequent. As for what’s at the moment out there, the Peloton IQ instructorless, absolutely AI-generated energy plans are fast to create, however usually fall wanting what I want and what my present well being permits. I usually find yourself having to swap out a number of actions, main me to marvel why I didn’t simply write my very own program or take a category to start with.
For me, true health personalization could be the power to say, “Hey, I recently started these medications and experienced XYZ side effects. I fear that what I’ve lost is muscle mass. My ultimate goal is to get back to running at least a 5K. In the past, I trained for half-marathons, but now I get nauseous after a mile of walk-running. I used to work out five to six days a week, with a mix of endurance running and strength. Now I walk daily, and try to strength train at least once a week, energy allowing. Here’s my wearable data, in which you can see all the ways my cardiovascular fitness has worsened and my sleep is heavily disrupted. So honestly, what’s a realistic, sustainable, and adaptable four-week plan for me, given my new medications have made me food-averse to animal protein, chronically dehydrated, and prone to dizzy spells?” and get a plan.

Spoiler: I can’t get a very good reply for this. Most wearable and health AI chatbot makes an attempt to reply this immediate have adopted the identical pattern. Okay-ish restoration plans that I’ve to manually write down, peppered with regurgitated knowledge tendencies and a few fundamental recommendations I may’ve googled. The energy suggestions have been summed up as “light strength workouts.” Whoop’s AI got here the closest to an precise, structured plan, but it surely was nonetheless too bold for the place I’m at the moment at proper now.
I might love for Peloton not to fall down this stylish rabbit gap. Precisely as a result of there have been a number of occasions in the previous three months when testing the Bike Plus benefited me. It wasn’t any of the brand new options, nonetheless. It was the power to have the courses and a few instructor-led motivation in the privateness of my own residence. I get that Peloton is exploring gyms to attract in new customers. I perceive that treadmills are a faster-growing phase than bikes. But the core Peloton product is how these courses and instructors make individuals really feel. That’s the first motive {that a} dozen diehard Peloton followers shared with me once I did an in-depth report on Peloton’s enterprise again in 2024.
Ultimately, I don’t know how this newest Peloton pivot will land. I ended attempting to foretell the corporate’s fortunes a very long time in the past. But for so long as I’ve been following Peloton, its best successes have come from leaning into what individuals already like about it. Pressures to be greater, develop quicker, and do extra appear to repeatedly blow up in its face. Would it actually be so dangerous if Peloton have been “just” a health firm?
